(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: scarefaux)

shutupaubrey:

i got a PhD in lettin my titties hang free

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

meladoodle:

imagine if your dad sent all of your anons

Thanks dad you’re the best

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

(Source: comedycentral)

fukkkres:

judge: would you like to tell the jury what you were thinking before you crashed your car into three parked ferraris?

 me:

(Source: lindsay-bluth)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it was the busta rhymes it was the worsta rhymes

winduptoygirl:

Dead Sea - The Lumineers

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces